Part 27: On Silver Wings
Episode 25: On Silver WingsLast time, we won the Bronze Division championship at the Imperial Arena by defeating Crimson Khana, and got mixed up in the politics as the Guild tried to get us to poison Crimson Khana (who had "become more trouble than she's worth") during our match. Obviously, we're not down with evil schemes like this so we politely refused, but it remains to be seen how Kai Lan the Serpent takes that kind of rejection and how he decides to interfere in our matches in the Silver Division.


Without further ado, let's get to it. If we win the Silver Division title, we earn the approval of the Lotus Assassin Executioners, not that that's particularly necessary at this point because we already completed our task for the Inquisitors a few updates ago.

Even though we've established ourselves at the arena quite nicely by now, Soldier doesn't seem to appreciate us any more than he did when we first walked in.


Wonderful. Let's see what kind of monstrosity Kai Lan has brought in.

Oh, it's just an elephant demon. I know these fellows are meant to be quite fearsome, but we've already fought one at the pirate lair and that went relatively well.

As before, elephant demons punch very hard and can't be staggered. They also move so slowly that avoiding their attacks is generally not too difficult.

Ahem. I said it's not too difficult. Much like with the toad demon in the Bronze Division, I'm playing quite aggressively here so the elephant gets a few hits in here and there.

The Stone Immortal AoE remains one of the most annoying attacks for an enemy to use against us. If you even slightly brush against one of those rocks, you get knocked down. Even when you avoid it, the enemy can just keep spamming the AoE forever and there isn't much you can do about that unless you've got some decent ranged attacks.

Fortunately, that is precisely what we have. Mirabelle may be unupgraded, but it should help us out quite a bit in this particular situation.

I think George Orwell wrote an essay about this kind of thing once.

Once Mirabelle has done her job, it's not too difficult to take the beast down by stabbing him in the junk. In this shot, it's also quite easy to see that the elephant demons have two trunks.

Sorry, friend.


Well, that certainly sounds like a setup. Better be careful while we deal with the Serpent. I don't know why he would attack us since we've been told he's bet a chunk of money on us, but might as well stay on guard regardless.

This is the same room we met Lucky Cho and Sweet Poison Lyn earlier, and the Serpent's lair is obviously behind those large red doors.


Let's get this out of the way so we can get back to fighting.

At least we've got Whirlwind watching our back.

The masked giant of a man next to Kai Lan must be the Ravager, making sure we try nothing silly during this little meeting of ours.


Of course. And I'll bet we will only have to do Kai Lan's dirty work and give him a percentage of our winnings.




Might as well hear his offer while we're here. We're not going to accept, obviously, but it'd be good to know what Kai Lan's up to.







If I had to guess, I'd say drinking was involved in some capacity.


What, that's it? This is Whirlwind we're talking about, that barely constitutes half a day's work for him. There's got to be more to the story.




Let's see if we'll manage to get him to tell us more about his evil plans. Kai Lan should have realized by now that we're only humoring him in order to learn about his schemes, but I guess when you're a proper mustache-twirling villain like that you don't always think quite straight.


I think I have an idea.


Looks like Whirlwind got tired of waiting.




And that's what the world looks like through the eyes of someone about to be killed by The Black Whirlwind.





Damn it Whirlwind, he was just about to tell us his villainous plan and you blew it.


Here's the lower floor of the arena, where all the creature cages are. We could've come down here before and I actually did, but there is nothing to see so I cut that bit out.

I see Kai Lan decided to send Lucky Cho down here to pester us after Whirlwind's little interruption. If he plans to fight the two of us, I can't see that ending too well for him.



So, of course, Lucky Cho is gonna try to fight us.


What an idiot.

Which fight was he watching? We curbstomped the guy.






Back then, as opposed to now? Wow, he must've been a sad sight.


Should've probably expected that...







Huh, seems like one of the undoubtedly rare occasions Whirlwind killed someone without meaning to do so.



If you ask me, this just might be the single worst line of dialog in the entire game.



Lucky Cho drops the Strong Arm gem, which gives a +8 boost to Intimidation but lowers both Charm and Intuition by 3. Since we mostly use the two latter skills rather than Intimidation, this gem is probably getting sold at some point in the future.

Since we lost a bit of focus in that tussle with Lucky Cho, let's just quickly head back to the focus shrine at the arena entrance. Well, after we go the entirely wrong way, because I always do that when I try to leave the arena from this direction.

This path takes us to the tavern's kitchen. I see a scrollstand over in the corner, so at least this wasn't a complete waste of time.

Ah. Lovely. I guess that is one way to make sure people don't come prying into their recipes, although I can also see this kind of thing leading to unfortunate misunderstandings.

Well, whatever. Let's talk to the gambler here.

For now, anyway. Once they find out what we did to Lucky Cho, that privilege might be revoked.








Simple enough, I suppose. Still, I hope there's a reward for this.


Eh, sure. We're only the Bronze Division champion here, so clearly we don't mind doing fetch quests for random people.



That's obviously what we all want, so let's head on over to Sweet Poison Lyn and talk to her about Daoshen.



Well, he didn't actually give us any money but did promise to reimburse us. It's only 500 silver anyway.

All right then, back to Daoshen we go.



Wow, we can wager a whole 25 silver now! Untold riches await us!




Higher, of course. That's how Silver Phoenix rolls.


We're putting down the massive, massive wager of 25 silver. If you win a total of 5,000 silver from Daoshen, he won't let you play anymore, but since that'd take about three weeks I don't think that will become a problem.

What about cheating by savescumming, you ask? Well, if you win a certain number of games (20, according to the wiki) in a row, Daoshen explodes. Sadly, I couldn't find a video of this on Youtube, and I'm not going to sit there mashing quicksave and quickload until I win twenty games either. We've exploded quite a few people by now, so you should know what that looks like.



Perfect.




Don't hold your breath. Oh yeah, if you feel like going out of your way to be a dick, you can intimidate Daoshen to give you the 500 silver without doing the favor for him and then go tell Sweet Poison Lyn that you won the silver from Daoshen. She'll then shut down his operation.

Well, this'll at least come useful while we're fighting in the arena. Let's go see what our next match is.


Sounds fun. Let's go beat them up.
Meanwhile, down by the creature cages...


Looks like Kai Lan has discovered what happened to Lucky Cho.









Kai Lan walks over to a cage containing some old friends of ours and pulls on the chain to open the grate. That cage, like every other cage down here, is empty during gameplay, so there guys weren't here when we had our fight with Lucky Cho.



Well, I suppose that is one advantage of having a bunch of cannibals as your employees.



So much for Lucky Cho. We don't care about him, though, because we've got a fight to win.


Here are the assassins Kai Lan brought in to replace our scheduled opponents. Two guys using Viper, and another two with swords.

They're still quite easily disposed of. Despite what Kai Lan said, I'm pretty sure those blades haven't been coated in anything because I got hit a couple of times here and didn't get poisoned at any point.


Sadly, we don't get to use harmonic combos on these guys because the arena's enchantments prevent that, but Storm Dragon still stuns them rather nicely and from there it's just a matter of finishing off this idiot.


Clearly not, since we weren't able to kill those people.


Huh, that is unexpected. I guess Kai Lan has been going solo on this one.



To be perfectly honest, we don't really give a shit about the Guild's politics. We're here to fight, and since we are now firmly in the Silver Division we're earning pretty decent money. Let's go see what Dr. An has for sale.

We buy Cleansed Body and Mind, Vigorous Body (Health +10, Chi -2) and Clear Mind (Focus +10, Intimidation -1) but can't quite afford Porcelain Skin, so we'll need to come back later. For now, we should continue on to our next fight.


At least there's quite a bit of variety when it comes to the fights here.

Here's our first fight against jade golems. We could've fought the ones guarding the dam site in Tien's Landing, but that wasn't really worth it at the time.

Okay boys, that is close enough. Golems are pretty straightforward opponents; they lumber around and try to whack us with their dual axes, and that's about it. They are immune to pretty much everything except weapon styles, but we don't need to care about that right now because we've got plenty of focus to work with.


These golems are no trouble at all. The Dragon Sword cuts them right down, especially when we're using chi strikes to boost our damage.


Speaking of which, weren't these golems commissioned by Death's Hand? And now they're going to make these things stronger because of us? Oops. I hope that doesn't come back to bite us later.

Wouldn't dream of it. I believe the next match is for the Silver Division championship, so let's go have a nice chat with Iron Soldier.




Wonderful, thanks.


Here we go. That championship is as good as ours.




We're really about to hit the big time here, judging from the elaborate intro they've decided to give us.

Might as well show off for the crowd a little bit. They've paid a lot of money to see the big title match, and we don't want to disappoint them.

Unlike us, Iron Soldier doesn't give a shit about theatrics.

This is it. We win this, and the Lotus Assassin Executioners' seal is ours. That's not the real prize here, of course. Once we win this match, we'll go on to the Gold Division and eventually take on the Ravager himself for the grand championship.

Obviously, we need to win this one first. Iron Soldier is using Leaping Tiger, so we know he moves fast and hits hard.

But then, so do we. Leaping Tiger vs. Leaping Tiger, LET'S GO


Managed to pull off a couple of fancy dodges in this fight. We're really in no trouble here, Soldier's almost done by this point.

And that's all she wrote. The Silver Division belongs to Silver Phoenix.



Frankly, if that didn't impress the crowd, I don't know what will.



Bah. Oh well. Let's just go prepare for our grand entrance into the Gold Division.

It would appear someone's come to congratulate us on our latest victory.





I wasn't really listening, but sure, whatever you say.


Well, we now know where we need to go, and we've got the means to access that place. Of course, first we'll finish our business here at the arena, and there's still a few other things we need to do around the city before we go anywhere.



Most of?



Looking forward to it!

All in due time, Whirlwind. We're far from done here.

That said, we've completed both tasks the Lotus Assassins presented us with, so progress has definitely been made. Next time, we shall move up to the Gold Division. If Silver Phoenix wins five more matches, she'll be upgraded to Golden Phoenix!

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